PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2

[Inyssius]

IT'S COMING!

IT'S COMING!

IT'S COMING!

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS IT'S COMING!

[GMMan]

Wait... what? Wasn't the official date the 21st? I always thought it was launching today, though. So... what?

[Align]

aint got no money

[Inyssius]

Wait... what? Wasn't the official date the 21st?

I dunno! Probably it was at one point! I wasn't paying a lot of attention!

aint got no money

Sell your kidneys! Sell your lungs! Sell your parents! KILL A RICH MAN AND EAT HIS LIVER TO OBTAIN HIS POWERS OF WEALTH.

In conclusion, holy shit Portal 2 is fantastic. It is hours upon hours of hilarious, brain-twisting raw awesome injected directly into your brainstem. In the first sixty seconds of the game, I encountered no less than three things that I will be laughing at for days on end. IN THE FIRST SIXTY SECONDS.

It got better almost immediately.

[Align]

I don't know about that, I enjoyed Portal's puzzles but it didn't really make me laugh. Mostly it felt slightly sinister, and very insane.

[Alphasoldier]

Just finished Single Player and Co-op yesterday eve, I must say that I enjoyed it very much so, only con I can find in this portal is that you kinda saw things coming, but that's about the ONLY con I can find.

Also for the conspirators out there. 2 days ago (19th), another rogue AI program would've gone online, called "Skynet". (lol, terminator)
And today the apocalypse will come, so keep your eye on the sky.
Also no, this ain't a "coincidental" thing, valve planned it to be so.


Btw, I collected mah 36 taters so I got 1 "free" portal copy (and a load of other games to gift), if anyone's interested to buy that (for a cheaper price, duh, prolly 30€), feel free to note me. ;o

Oh and Align, Portal IS sinister AND insane, that's why it's awesome.

[Align]

Well yeah, but it's not really the right atmosphere to make me laugh, usually. Not to say I never even chuckle or anything, I just wouldn't call the entire game "hilarious" cuz of that sinisterness.

[BishopKayn]

Rofl I trounced it within the first 8 hours of it being posted.  I would agree that its humor wasn't quite as good though the mechanical fear of birds cracked me up.

[Align]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfnS596Uimo
this is why we can't have clever things

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lICcfdftF0
I feel better now.

[Alphasoldier]

Okay that first makes me lose my faith in humanity EN-FUCKING-TIRELY. I hope I NEVER run into that girl because after I had a talk with her she'll either be too dumb to understand it or she will want to kill herself. >:C

Besides that, I loved the Bill-Wheatley ball. :3

[GMMan]

That's what happens if you were stuck in suspension for more than 999999 days. You can't remember how to get through any test chambers. Or you just haven't been there before at all.

[Alphasoldier]

That's why you play Portal 1 again before playing this. I know I haven't, but that's because I can dream it.