Alec can't be Canadian and computer programmer at the same time since they don't have electricity down there.
On a side note; are you siblings related to Nanook of the North? Oh, and maybe you know my friend from Toronto- his name is Jim. I ask because, apart from you two, there must only be about a dozen or so other Canucks. I'm sure you're pretty much all neighbors in that frozen, barren wasteland.
Also; your money has caught the gay- not that there's anything wrong with that.