So, apparently the latest American thing is bacon in sweets (chocolate covered, in ice cream or doughnuts, part of the salty and sweet thing that salted caramels started...I saw a bacon chocolate bar in the store yesterday) so she could have chocolate covered bacon, which gives you the bacon rush and the amorous chocolate glow (sort of like Rainbow Soup but without being totally dopey and dysfunctional), which could make Naija want to roll around (the pig part) lazily and wink at Li. Ooooh, I want to make up recipes!!!!