Regina, Saskatchewan. I'm in the middle of the flattest place on earth.
Sweet!
I miss the prairies. 
According to Uncyclopedia, Pat Fiacco, our current mayor won the world's strongest moustache competition. I was fixing it up so Regina didn't look like a pile of crap. And, yeah, let's face it, Regina does.
It supposedly smells like it's name, but since I never got a whiff of that, I wouldn't know how or where, and even if I did, if I were hanging around the smell of it all the time, my nose wouldn't be able to tell if it were real or not.