Maybe you could try adjusting your perception and try to be more compassionate, yumyum. I mean if you want to get down to the inhuman, unemotional nuts and bolts, you have already received the product you paid for. I know you would rather ignore the human and emotional side of life, but doing so really makes you come across as irrational. Logic alone is not enough to get you through life.
Some deep thoughts from someone who used to be like yumyum. edit: (or, I should say, used to let logic rule and throw out those quirky emotional bits ;p)