Regrettably, my tastes don't seem to run for unevenly-paced, sloppily-plotted, unecessarily-disjointed SFX wankathons. I read a critique of parts 2 and 3 that argued that Pirates only needed to be two movies, the second being composed of about 70 minutes each of parts 2 and 3, and I agree. There's not enough story to go around, so it's padded out in the third one with loads of let's-throw-this-in-for-a-change-of-scenery leaps. It's a dreadful, bloated CGIsplosion of a movie that appears to have been built, from the ground up, around the formula of Set-Pieces + Established Franchise = Dollars For Everyone (much like the rest of this summer's big movies, I suppose). Boooooooo.